Glenn Beck quote of the day...

Good for you, you have a heart, you can be a liberal. Now, couple your heart with your brain, and you can be a conservative."

Thanksgiving 2008

Turkey day!!!

Well Turkey day is on it's way. Thanksgiving that is. The kids each made lots of goodies at school and said what they were thankful for. Logan was thankful for his family and his dog and his lunch I make him everyday. Ava was thankful for ballerinas.

Tata for now, I have lots of cooking to catch up on.

Ski Trip

Yay! Everything is booked! I am looking forward to hitting the slopes in February with those of you who are lucky enough to be included. The only thing that sucks is waiting until then... I'm ready now! Oh and did I mention our house is like 10,500 ft. elevation?

Girls day out...

So I think I could be creating a diva. Actually I know I am and I think it may already be too late to change. I am talking about my little princess, see there I go, I should have just said Ava. We had a girls day yesterday. The boys played golf while the girls went shopping. She loves it WAY TO MUCH. And I can't say the apple falls far from the tree. I was the same way when I was her age and still am. So I am sympathetic to whomever she marries. The whole purpose of the shopping trip was to get Ava & Logan a few more winter clothes. They outgrow everything every season. Must be nice, new wardrobe every season. Well I was right on track with Logan and got exactly what he needed. Ava however is another story. She made out like a bandit and sweet talked me the whole way. Looking back, I can't believe she already outwitted me. I mean she got stuff she totally didn't need. Like another ballerina tutu. I mean she already has three. More skinny jeans, she's catching up to me. She was lucky they didn't have her size in all the shoes she wanted. She loves flats! An leggings, c'mon. I swear she must have every color and pattern possible. She has a closet to make any 3 year old girl envious. And that's the thing, she's only 3. She ended up with: skinny jeans, cords, leggings, tutu, scarves, pajamas, panties, holiday dress, headbands, shoes, long sleeve shirts, short sleeved shirts, sweatshirt, pea coat, gloves, hats, socks, and some Hello Kitty stuff. Well, when I finally got out of there, she of course was hungry and wanted a milkshake. What else could I do right, I just had to top it off. So I was proceeding to go through a drive-thru until she was begging me please, "let's go to a restaurant." So...what Ava wanted, she got. Oh, and the whole time she is constantly re-applying her Tinkerbell lip gloss. Now I guess I have some serious toughening up to do!

The

Princess

Fairy sleeps.

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Hooties vs. Willies

Hooties vs. Willies

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many
kinds of boobs are there?'

The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three
phases. In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm. In
her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After
50, they are like onions'. 'Onions?'

'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how

many kinds of 'willies' are there?' The mother, surprised, smiles and
answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s,
his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it
is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a
Christmas tree'.



'A Christmas tree?' 'Yes --- dead from the root up and the balls are
just for decoration

How to create a fabulous holiday party...

Funny...

Barrack Obama, Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey were flying on Obama's
private plane. Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, 'You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.'
Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy. Michelle added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.' Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, 'Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of their a**es out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.' If you're one of those 56 million, pass this on!!!

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Glenn Beck quote of the day...

"It's not about left and right, it's about right and wrong."