The
Princess
Fairy sleeps.
Friday, November 21, 2008
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Hooties vs. Willies
Hooties vs. Willies
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many
kinds of boobs are there?'
The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three
phases. In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm. In
her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After
50, they are like onions'. 'Onions?'
'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'
This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how
many kinds of 'willies' are there?' The mother, surprised, smiles and
answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s,
his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it
is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a
Christmas tree'.
'A Christmas tree?' 'Yes --- dead from the root up and the balls are
just for decoration
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many
kinds of boobs are there?'
The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three
phases. In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm. In
her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After
50, they are like onions'. 'Onions?'
'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'
This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how
many kinds of 'willies' are there?' The mother, surprised, smiles and
answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s,
his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it
is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a
Christmas tree'.
'A Christmas tree?' 'Yes --- dead from the root up and the balls are
just for decoration
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Monday, November 17, 2008
Funny...
Barrack Obama, Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey were flying on Obama's
private plane. Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, 'You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.'
Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy. Michelle added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.' Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, 'Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of their a**es out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.' If you're one of those 56 million, pass this on!!!
private plane. Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, 'You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.'
Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy. Michelle added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.' Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, 'Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of their a**es out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.' If you're one of those 56 million, pass this on!!!
Sunday, November 16, 2008
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